SCREAMIN' J AWESOME
(excerpt from The Official Handbook of the Actual Universe)

Real Name:Jason Sims

Occupation: Adventurer, Christian, husband, father, book keeper, improviser, story wrangler, media dilettante and upright biped.

Identity: Public

Legal Status: Citizen of the United States with no crimanal record. Secret heir to the throne of the subterranean Empire of Symzonia.

Other aliases: Agent Fresh, Irenic, That Fatboy, Dr. Aloha, CM Stupit, Ceecil Windsheild, Fatdaddy Butterbritches, Dr. Dorf Crankenstein, Jason from Alabama

Place of Birth: Halleyville, Alabama (raised in Cullman, Alabama)

Marital status: Married

Known Reletives: Brandi (spouse), Aaron & Alex (children)

Base of opperations: The House of the House of Sims, Huntsville, Alabama

Group Affilation: Current member of the Catholic Church, The House of Sims, Face2Face Improv & A-1 Appliance Parts. Former member of OFF!, Cullman Rap Masters Crew, .5 Wit, The Tropolitan, The Angels of Ceecil & the Secret Empire.

First appearance: DEFECTIVE COMICS #27

Origin: TALES TO ADMONSIH #89

History: He was born. He did some stuff. He's doing stuff now. Someday, this will end.

Height: Legs reach all the way to the ground

Weight: Substantial

Eyes: Two

Hair: Thousands

Strength level: Screamin' J Awesome possesses the normal human strength of a man of his age, height and build who sits at a desk for most of the day.

Known superhuman powers: Screamin' J Awesome is a mutant with the powers of cold-rhymin', make-em-uppin', noise-makin' and super-tastin'. He has also exhibted the ability to travel forward in time at rate of 60 seconds per minute.











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